Episode 435: Happy Birthday Paul

This episode was delayed a few days thanks to some acting work for Jonah Falcon. The podcast moving forward will be recorded on Wednesdays, partly because videogame releases are on Tuesdays. The guys also discuss the disaster No Man’s Sky has been.

This week’s news includes:

  • EA strongly hints that Mass Effect games will get remastered
  • No Man’s Sky’s PC patch is out now
  • NPD: 3DS, Xbox One, And GTA V lead brutal July slump

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